Crispy Kicks

A pair of clean usually white shoes that are stylish and rather new.

"Dannng you got them crispy kicks on today!"

by jsfkej April 14, 2009

Cripy

So crispy the s has fallen off

Look at that girls Cripy lips

by Yasmain February 28, 2017

Crispy Troll

A woman who, while normally somewhat attractive, obsessively tans to the point of unattractiveness. The resultant "moldy tangerine" texture of the skin causes repulsion in all men except those most desperate for sex. Members of this category usually travel in packs.

Guy A: Dude, that girl's hot! Check out that booty!
Guy B: Naw man, she's rotten. Look at her orange skin, she's a Crispy Troll. It'd be like having sex with a rotten tangerine.

by CrispyHunter April 4, 2012

Crispy Christmas Shower

When a female/male is blowing two dudes at the same time. When the two dudes are about to ejaculate she sticks the penises up her nose and the jizz goes up her nose and into her throat, therefor causing her to puke up a cum/snot throwup which is then used as lubricant for the two guys to double penetrate her in the ASS.

Eh yo son we totally just gave dat bitch a crispy christmas shower,.. Bitch likes dat grotti tasteful christmas shower shiat.

by RICHIEJACKSONWARRIORS June 12, 2012

Crispy High Five

A high five that is very intense, loud, and usually burns.
Can be given as a gift for a birthday, holiday, wedding, or any occasion. It can even be given at random!

I gave him a real nice crispy high five for his birthday.

by Phillipedoor July 15, 2016

Crispy gnome

A proper noun, derived from English usually used as a nickname or insult, TRIGGER WARNING, few people survive Crispy Gnome trigger attacks.

Dammit, why'd you steal my pencil you crispy gnome, *Sudden screaming*

by Goat freedom January 17, 2017

crispycookie

A cookie that is crispy and has a good crunch.

Wow that cookie was a crispycookie

by Pick to freshh February 15, 2017