crimpin (also crampin)

1. smothering or producing an uncomfortable feeling

2. becoming too attached to something or a person

3. to put into an awkward situation

Dude, lay off when I'm around Lateesha, you crimpin my style.

by Jer November 30, 2003

Chimping

A sexual act beloved of Germans involving ,defecating into your hand and throwing it at each other. Soft furnishings should , I would imagine , have to be kept to a minimum and a window left open!!

Helga curled one off into her hand. " Oh Willi " she called. "Lets do Chimping " . Willi turned and saw what was coming his way , ducked , and the Belgian Ambassador copped it. This caused him to drop his tray of tasty chocolates. He bent down to pick them up , put them back on the tray and after regaining his feet he got hit , in the eye , by Willis' turd . The Ambassador retaliated by throwing chocolates at people. One chocolate hit Helgas' dress. Oh you are Disgusting!! said Helga.

by Doctor Jenny Tulls December 7, 2011

Crippling shark

Whilst going down on a girl, usually a one night stand, not a girlfriend, you proceed to bite down on the inside of her vagina, and never let go. It is customary to thrash your head back and forth as you do this, as a shark would do with it's prey.

Girl 1: Oh, shit! Why's your vag bleeding so bad sweetie?

Girl 2: This fucker gave me a crippling shark last night.

by Ryjatuk Ketowsewebar April 3, 2009

crumping

a new dance for the new age music of hip-hop, worst kind of dancing you can do the needs no skill what so ever to do

bboys - hey the crumpers messed up your hyped cypher again...

crumper - aye nikka what the fawk ish a cyper...???

bboys - damn their hip-pop is shit...

crumper - stfu real hiphop has no breakdancing in it

bboys - lets kick their big shirt wearing ass..

by iloveyoubabycakes May 15, 2005

Crimpin

To look, feel, and be Hott and Sexy. A feature of a person that looks really good, such as their hair, face, clothes.

Damnn, her body is Crimpin!

by lilcj91 January 17, 2009

chimping

The act of breaking into a zoo at night and performing oral sex on chimpanzee's.

Phil went "chimping" last night.

by King Chimp January 18, 2008

Cumpling

Its when you put dumplings in her pussy then you cum inside of her and make her eat one very sexually.

"Hey babe you want a fucking cumpling"~franklin 2018

by 666ieatass666 June 6, 2018