crumblefuck

A word first used in 2017 by the popular YouTuber FlipSideMaster that means a complete shit storm of a mess that is falling more apart by the minute. A simple analogy is your pecan cookie that is dry as all living hell that your grandmother always has in a plastic container.

FlipSideMaster's headset mic is a crumblefuck! I can't hear myself think with that droning sound being blasted into my eardrums!

by FlipSideMaster January 19, 2017

crumbleshoe

When you don’t know what to say in a conversation, the crumbleshoe is what you bring up.

Have you guys heard the news about the crumbleshoe?

by Willybeast100 December 24, 2017

crumblecunt

A word for someone so inept and stupid, they can barely function in society. Also a dysphemism for a fluffy vagina.

You stupid crumblecunt don't press the red button!!!!

Her vagina is so fluffy it literally is a crumblecunt.

by TheToxicChad July 9, 2018

crumbledrag

The feeling when you look down at the front of your sweater or look across the table at your date's sweater to find more food on it than on the plate.

Mark experienced crumbledrag when he noticed his blind date's top was covered with bits of her doughnut and in disgust he blurted"Be careful you're getting some of that in your mouth."

by sheila in the car January 13, 2019

Crumbletastic

Someone is crumbletastic if they stan lorraine bowen the crumble lady. It means you are amazing, fabulous and iconic. If you are going to use this word you should love crumble aswell. Lorraine is definitely crumbletastic.

“Woah you’re so crumbletastic jrf” Lorraine said.

by crumble stan February 24, 2019

Crumble

Crumble is another word for ''a precious and loving human being that's worth living''
A Crumble has a very cute voice and laugh, it also has a very cute face and fluffy hair.

Look dude! It's a Crumble! Isn't it a special occurrence?!

by CandleLiqht UWU January 5, 2020

Crimble

The sound a rock makes, or a grandma?

dude did you hear that rock crimble?

by Crimble September 26, 2020