creeping with the girl next door

Shaggy "it wasn't me". Famous song

Someone: (screaming at the top of their lungs) honey came in and she caught me red handed creeping with the girl next door

by Brandyman July 13, 2017

star crunching

It's when you are having sex with a girl, you pull it out, and you punch her in the asshole afterwards. This works for men AND women, it is not specified on a specific sex.

Same as the definition of star crunching.

by Boningmonkey August 21, 2011

crouching sally

when hair from your head gets stuck in your butt crack/vagina after a shower.

Ashley's crouching sally was stuck in her pants all morning until she pulled it out later.

by homegurrl789 April 4, 2007

Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis

A legendary sex move first mentioned by a character within Will Ferrell's "Old School."

The move itself is not of widespread knowledge, but it consists of a grasshopper like sexual motion and multiple orgasms---every time

Ex: "Did you see that guy over there? I heard he is a master of the Crouching Tiger hidden penis, and thus he gets all the ladies."

by imperialcock March 4, 2009

creeping

The act of clicking through someone's online profile, such as nexopia, myspace, or facebook.

I look forward to creeping the pictures later

by The Mindless Type May 10, 2007

crunching

The act of taking a crunch

Hey Drewb's, quit buggin me, I'm crunching . . .

by DrFoot October 25, 2003

creeping

To tiptoe around with exaggerated leg movements and your hands in a 'creeping' position in attempt to be quiet

Becky: "Lem! Ssssh...kates asleep"
Lem starts to creep
Lem: "It's ok im creeping. creep. creep. creep."

by Becky Lord April 13, 2008