carrot

A orange vegatable that are rich in vitamin K (good for your eyes, I think)
and is used as a dildo,
and used to teach naive girls how to give BJs.

Carrots may be good for your eyes, but they have many other uses.

by emma February 26, 2005

Dirty Carrot

Noun: an act involving the transfer of dirt, sweat and/or hair from the scrotum to another person or person's possession via another object, such as a carrot, remote control, pencil, game controller, etc.

He gave him the dirty carrot in his brand new Blizzard!

by Aashe June 10, 2010

hand picked carrot

When a lover takes a carrot and fucks their lover in the ass with it. After the recipient is satisfied their lover will "pick" the carrot from their ass and consume it.

I came so hard when John gave me that hand picked carrot, and again when i watched him bite into it and say "what's up, doc?".

by MMar775 January 7, 2011

job's a carrot

When a job has been completed to a satisfactory standard.

"There we are, job's a carrot!" says John as stands back and admires the fence he has just finished painting.

by Tommy Thomasson March 9, 2016

Hot Carrots

The counter response to the silly saying "cool beans".

Tom: Hey man I just got the new xbox 360 game

Chris: Cool Beans!

Mike: Naaa, Hot Carrots

by dj skimask April 15, 2009

Ass Carrot

A complete fucking loser who tries to act cool and makes him/herself look even dumber than they actually are in the process.

" Man, that Gina chick was all tryin to show me up at the bar last night, and then she drank a Jell-O shot and fucking puked all over her friend's tits, what an Ass Carrot!!"

by Dixon Syder March 19, 2007

gay carrot

A ginger prick

Me:Fuck me mate, a gay carrot!
Gay carrot: your in deep shit buddy

by Alfer_Rom23YT March 20, 2020