Concord is a small town in Massachusetts that is home to historical attractions, and that's about it. Parents move here to fuck and create bratty kids that either end up a druggie, slut, or a grade obsessed mess of a human. The education system is great, but in turn creates a stressful environment that makes kids feel retarded if they get anything under a B. Being a kid who lives here, there is jack shit to do for kicks around here. So instead we smoke bud and fuck everything in sight. The exact thing our parents thought wasn't gonna happen upon moving here.
Person 1: "Hey, wanna smoke under the bridge on the tracks?"
Person 2: "Yeah! Let's drive there in my Audi A6"
Person 1: "Sounds good"
Person 2: "Who are we buying bud from?"
Person 1: "Just about any jock in Concord will sell"
Person 2: "True"
Person 2: "Yeah! Let's drive there in my Audi A6"
Person 1: "Sounds good"
Person 2: "Who are we buying bud from?"
Person 1: "Just about any jock in Concord will sell"
Person 2: "True"
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If it hits the markets, which is likely, it will be able to kill 99.9% of HIV and 90-100% of STDs.
This is a "female condom" which is actually a liquid, solidifying to a gel at body temperature (creating a protective film) and wearing off in approximately 2 hours.
If it hits the markets, which is likely, it will be able to kill 99.9% of HIV and 90-100% of STDs.
This is a "female condom" which is actually a liquid, solidifying to a gel at body temperature (creating a protective film) and wearing off in approximately 2 hours.
Boy: "Yo baby, lets do it! I forgot protection, but no worries..."
Girl: "Sure if you want, I'll be right back." *Uses invisible condom gel, stays protected, doesn't get preggers*
Boy and Girl: *both happy*
Girl: "Sure if you want, I'll be right back." *Uses invisible condom gel, stays protected, doesn't get preggers*
Boy and Girl: *both happy*
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During the act of oral sex the female bites a hole in the condom air bubble without the male knowing, and then the two participate in vaginal intercourse causing a what seems to be an accidental pregnancy but it's really not
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Max: No, why the hell would I do that?
Glenn: Well you don't want to give your hand AIDS do you?
Max: No, why the hell would I do that?
Glenn: Well you don't want to give your hand AIDS do you?
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