clit commander

the man who can work the clit the right way and can make his girl shreek with pleaser

Eddie is the clit comander

by eddie May 13, 2005

Master Wing Commander

a man (or women) who has mastered the art of being a wingman

"Hey what do you think of that girl over there?"
"hmmm...she likes slow jazz and walks on the beach....oh! and she has a cat named jeff"
"How do you know that just from looking at her?"
"Dude i am a master wing commander!"

by Oneliners June 30, 2009

Commander Cain

One badass mother fucker who keeps the party crackin all night long.

You see that guy pulling a Commander Cain at the party last night?

by Blaze March 5, 2004

Commander John

Someone who spends too much time on the toilet.

Are you still in there?...OMG...what is taking you so long, Commander John?

by KoDeCKS April 2, 2009

commonwealth of information

A generic term for the vast resources of information democratically available in the digital, social networked and crowd sourced era.

"Wikis are an example of interactive databases made possible by the commonwealth of information."

by chetmo September 5, 2011

Commodeaholic

—Someone who spends too much time in the bathroom.

Hey John, hurry up in there; don’t be such a commodeaholic.

by gloopey1 August 3, 2017

Commander Chris

Commander Chris is a gay eRPer who jerks off to hentai comics. Also around the age of 14.

Dude, Commander Chris is so gay!

by seinfeld11 July 15, 2019