by peepeepoopoojdkvhnfgjnghm December 10, 2018
Originally conceived in Houston city-data based off the rantings of a forum smartass, "coconut shucker" just means you're like the coolest thing since Elvis ate sliced bread sandwiches with the Fonz. When you're a "coconut shucker," every guy wants to be you and every woman wants to be with you. And you drink Dos Equis.
That dude Chad is such a coconut shucker... the life of the party every time! I wish I could be just like him!
by AK blah blah June 23, 2010
a fucking faggot twink that doesn't deserve to right to speak. please if you're a coconut grabber kill yourself right now
by deepwoken OFFICIAL December 24, 2021
a slang term used in 90's England protests against the ira to define someone who you want to throw things at, the term usually refers to Ira members.
by itssquarehead May 06, 2017
"Lance coconut" is a term used by US Marines to denote a Lance Corporal (E-3 rank). The term comes from the rank insignia worn by the Lance Corporal, which is one chevron (peaked line) with two crossed rifles below it. When seen from a distance, the emblem resembles a peak with two balls below it, vagely resembling coconuts hanging from a palm.
A: Hey, did PFC Thompson actually get promoted this month?
B: Guess so, check out the dude's collar: he's a Lance Coconut now.
B: Guess so, check out the dude's collar: he's a Lance Coconut now.
by Gyreneisms July 02, 2011
by Clarahs dumb July 18, 2019
The female version of the rattlesnake wiggle: when a topless woman swings her chest back and forth in your face, causing both her breasticles to make smacking noises as they slap against your cheeks.
by Mudbone February 01, 2008