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Contentfullsleepy

The combination of 3 of the best emotions a human can experience; happiness, tiredness and just-eaten-an-amazing-meal-ness.
Holly: this food is so nice :|

Mark: tell me about it, i'm so tired though, i don't know if i have the energy to eat it.

Holly: hmm.. are you happy too?

Mark: ofcourse..

Holly: I'd say you were pretty contentfullsleepy

Mark: ^_^
by CardiganHeadBoy April 4, 2010
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dick waggling contest

Any event where males try to prove their worth by comparing their (often irrelevant) possessions/attributes, especially when size is involved. Good examples are the comparisons of engine or salary sizes. This meaning originates from the idea that he whose penis is larger is superior; primitive males would 'waggle their dicks' to show whose was bigger.
Reporter: President Johnson, why are we still fighting the war in Vietnam?
LBJ: (unzips his fly, draws out his substantial organ): This is why!
Onlooker 1: Dude, that guy just whipped it out like LBJ! It's like the whole war is just a big dick waggling contest!
Onlooker 2: That IS LBJ, fool.
by Benny Singles December 8, 2007
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Sweat T Shirt Contest

1.) When someone completely soaks their white t-shirt to the point that it becomes see-through.

2.) A direct result of overactive perspiration in an embarrassing public setting.
Dude 1: Hey bro, that was an intense game of b-ball
Dude 2: Fuckin' right dude, I'm totally rockin' a Sweat T Shirt Contest right now.
Dude1: Fuckin' gross, man!
by vinnyp7676 January 18, 2010
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contemporary

‘It’s modern but not modern modern’ —Anix 2021
A nice, contemporary home.
by jekrmfkod March 9, 2021
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peruvian donkey slamming contest

A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.
Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.
by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009
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Content Creator

The definition above knows absolutely nothing of what they are saying. Content creation does NOT necessarily imply a profession. Content creators are simply someone who has the passion to create digital content of any medium. This could be anything from being a YouTube vlogger, a Twitch streamer, an animator, a fanfic writer, a food blogger, etc etc. They may do it purely as a hobby or as a paid profession. Sometimes, the hobby may turn into a profession once they secure a consistent fanbase.

Most new content creators ARE aware and concede to the fact that digital content creation is a form of precarious insecure work. However, they do it anyways because they are passionate about it. They don't ever expect it to replace a full-time job, but with persistent dedication and a growing fanbase, their passion might grow into a stable source of income. No need to throw shade at content creators just because you low-key envy it over your ho-hum office job.
YouTuber: "I'm a content creator."
Condescending Person: "Still struggling to hold down a job, then?"
YouTuber: "No, because I have 300K+ subscribers who enjoy my quality content and make around $30K-50K ad revenue yearly. So tell me about that office job of yours."
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