Chutster

A US Marine generally stationed in Jacksonville, NC, who gets at least two haircuts a week, the second one usually occurring on Friday afternoons. A Chutster consumes Monster energy drinks by the caseload and wears Tapout apparel even though he's never actually participated in an MMA match. When he goes to bars, he orders copious amounts of Jaggerbombs and dollar beers like Natural Ice and Keystone. He must have at least one moto tattoo which is oftentimes accompanied with a tribal. He may or may not have a can of Copenhagen in his back pocket, and his pickup truck is more than likely raised three feet off the ground and adorned with Mossy Oak bumper stickers. Yut. Kill.

Chutster 1: Broseph, I just ordered some Natti Lite for those bitches over there
Chutster 2: Roger that Devil Dog, I'm glad I downed those Monsters tonight. My EGA Tat really hurts though

by vkxUSMC May 4, 2009

Cluster-fuck

1. When a large group of people are standing around, with no idea of what they're doing, that always seem to get in your way.

2. When it sems like every driver on the road or in the same parking lot as you has completely lost their minds & are totally stupid.

3. Total & complete chaos.

"What is this guy doing?!? Did he really just stop in the middle of the road to take a PHONE CALL!!!!"
"What a cluster-fuck."

"Of course this whole family of people would stop right in the middle of the sidewalk for no apparent reason, so that the only way i can get by is to walk in front of traffic!!!"

by koi_fish23 May 5, 2010

cluster fuck

A derogatory term used to describe a system or operation that has been totally hosed up by a group of managers who couldn't leave well enough alone.

Better back up that estimate, there's a cluster fuck where the Planning Department used to be.

by Concerned Citizen #6942 February 16, 2002

clitsmacker

A female who gets enjoyment out of smacking her clitoris..really hard..maybe with a two by four.

Therese is such a clitsmacker, she's staying home tonight instead of coming out with us so she can smack her clit with a boiled lobster.

by Jason Elmore December 5, 2003

Cluster Kaboom

When you and at least two of your teammates, are blown up by a grenade in any multiplayer online shooter

Dude epic comeback, How? cluster kaboom

by righteous mckgee May 15, 2009

Cluster Ball

A group of people in a kissing orgy clumped together in a sphere like orb

they were having a dandy time in the cluster ball

by Ryan Church III November 3, 2009

cluster flock

a large gathering of birds that fly across the runway just as you start your takeoff run.

Co-pilot, "BIRDS 12 o'clock high!"

Pilot, "Oh, Shit, we're headed for a cluster flock....."

by Scully, you're not alone January 25, 2010