closedonut

When you rage and cry at a video game like so, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! STOP MAN IM LOOSING

(this was made by closedonut don't use it to bully me)

dude stop raging at this game, you sound like closedonut

by CloseDonut June 20, 2019

Closet Malder

Someone who is angry, aka malding, while at same time homosexual, but keeps it on the down low, but everyone already knows they like men

tyler got exposed for being a closet malder

by Wooooozy March 17, 2021

glass closet

Where homosexuals live when they think nobody can tell they're gay, but everybody really knows.

"You're totally in a glass closet. Everybody can see you're in there, why don't you just come out?"

by scootz November 29, 2005

iron closet

It usually means: A homosexual that will never admit that he/she is homosexual

Angel has an iron closet, they'll never tell ANYONE they're homosexual

by Gamer1515 June 27, 2016

TF2 Clause

A term used to define a game that, despite not getting a lot of attention from its developer, retains a large playerbase.
Named after one of the best examples of such phenomenon: Team Fortress 2.

Randy: "Skyrim is a dead game, why do people still talk about it"
Alex: "Because it's a TF2 Clause."
Randy:

Alex: "It maintains a playerbase without getting much attention from the devs."

by 16Bitboy December 6, 2022

close to the vest

keep something secret, to hold something close so no one else can see it

Though it was just a friendly game of Go-Fish, Henry kept his cards close to the vest, not letting anyone else see which cards he held.

He played the murder close to the vest so he could work out all the details before the police found out.

by social catalyst February 11, 2006

closet hoe

a hoe that is believed to be very prude and innocent

Judy is a closet hoe she says she is a virgin but she actually lost it to a Mexican immigrant when she was 12

by Martin Kester March 12, 2008