Clonking 

Repeatedly hitting your penis with a hammer/heavy object preferably on an anvil or metal surface

"I'm going to go clonk, Jared."

"I'm clonking right now, Jared."

Clonking by Freak Wizard May 24, 2025

Christmas Clownsuit 

The name given to the ragtag ensemble outfit that results from wearing some or all of the clothing you were given for Christmas.

Let's see, we've got a lurid green T-Shirt, a bright red jacket, some black denim jeans and a pair of bright white sneakers.

Yea, that's a Christmas clownsuit all right.

Christmas Clownsuit by Psychemaster December 25, 2010

Sad clowning

The characteristic of an individual whereas they make several suicidal comments, and or gestures, and or joke purely for attention. Like a sad clown.

Yeah, you shouldn't worry about Chris. He's not going to hurt himself, he's just sad clowning.

Sad clowning by William Carlin September 13, 2019

momentary clowning-around license 

Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.

Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.

momentary clowning-around license by QuacksO December 19, 2022

I be clownin 

There is no definitive meaning. The interpretation is up to anybody. The beauty of this phrase is that it can means so many different things ranging from innocent to down right diabolical. At one minute it could me that you are a clown performing clown stunts at a circus or a children's birthday party, another minute it could mean that you are committing illegal activities that are completely irrelevant to the subject of clowns. The choice is yours...

"I just finished creating my brand new Instagram account. Now what should I type into my bio that will express to others that I like to frequently have sex, shoot guns, scam people for there credit cards, and spread misinformation on the internet without actually saying it...? Ooh! I know!" *simply types: 'I be clownin'*

I be clownin by imperformingillegalactivities March 25, 2022