by djsmakywas March 9, 2012
Get the Clog Ninjamug. Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog
by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025
Get the Joosting my clogmug. Dude 1: Yeo bro I just clit clogged Jazmine bro Dude 2: Clit clogging?... fuck is that Dude 1: Nigga its like blue balling Dude 2: Ohhhh I get it I be clit clogging my sister Dude 1: Nigga what!?!?!?!?!?!?!
by WormNibbaSupreme April 9, 2019
Get the Clit Cloggingmug. The act of pleasuring one's shaft by gripping intensely with those little piggies with your clogs still on. You want to make sure they go all the way to the market.
Person 1: *Takes off pants* "Hey, I could totally go for a clog job"
Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
Person 2: *keeps shoes on and holds up both dogs* "I'm ready!"
by Hdizzledog April 22, 2025
Get the Clog Jobmug. by Eddiethebanished August 10, 2022
Get the Stinky clogmug. Clogging the toilet usually of public restroom because of the low-quality toilet paper.
There are two types of courtesy clog:
1) Use an excessive amount of TP each wipe and fill up the bowl
2) Wipe, then unload the the roll into the toilet
You can also courtesy clog if there is no toilet paper, you can do this by shoving a water bottle, plastic bag, ect. down the toilet.
There are two types of courtesy clog:
1) Use an excessive amount of TP each wipe and fill up the bowl
2) Wipe, then unload the the roll into the toilet
You can also courtesy clog if there is no toilet paper, you can do this by shoving a water bottle, plastic bag, ect. down the toilet.
Are you fucking kidding me?? This toilet paper is see through, i'm going to courtesy clog the shit outta this shitter to teach the guy who thought it'd be funny to use Charmin 1 ply in his bathroom a lesson.
by smokeweedeveryday42000000 January 13, 2011
Get the courtesy clogmug. The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.
My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging
by Salad pants October 11, 2025
Get the Socket cloggingmug.