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hog clog

When a man get his penis stuck the pool or hot tub jets
Dude, Derek got his junk stuck in the hot tub again. That's the 5th hog clog this week alone. He needs a girlfriend.
by deadb4uhearit May 11, 2015
mugGet the hog clogmug.

Clogging

The act of force exiting an online PVP session the moment you are about to lose, displaying a high level of cowardice and lack of integrity.
"Moist Ciabatta was caught clogging and lying about accidentally turning his router off."
by Door Knob Cleptomaniac July 25, 2022
mugGet the Cloggingmug.

Yodel my oxen clogs!

Guy: Yodel my oxen clogs!
Girl: Ewww!! OMG!!
by hackhackjoe March 18, 2012
mugGet the Yodel my oxen clogs!mug.

Clog Ninja

Anyone who can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a a sound.
by djsmakywas March 9, 2012
mugGet the Clog Ninjamug.

Clogging The Sink

Clogging The Sink is a sexual action where a person shoves a Dwarf Hamster up their partners ass, causing the hamster to get stuck and desperately claw at the walls of the colon as it slowly suffocates.
Dude: I really hit it off with that girl last night bro!
Friend: Good shit man! Did you take her home?
Dude: You know it. I was Clogging The Sink all night!
by LLcooljay62 April 8, 2022
mugGet the Clogging The Sinkmug.

Socket clogging

The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.
My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging
by Salad pants October 11, 2025
mugGet the Socket cloggingmug.

courtesy clog

Clogging the toilet usually of public restroom because of the low-quality toilet paper.

There are two types of courtesy clog:
1) Use an excessive amount of TP each wipe and fill up the bowl
2) Wipe, then unload the the roll into the toilet

You can also courtesy clog if there is no toilet paper, you can do this by shoving a water bottle, plastic bag, ect. down the toilet.
Are you fucking kidding me?? This toilet paper is see through, i'm going to courtesy clog the shit outta this shitter to teach the guy who thought it'd be funny to use Charmin 1 ply in his bathroom a lesson.
by smokeweedeveryday42000000 January 13, 2011
mugGet the courtesy clogmug.

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