Claira

If you ever have the chance to meet a Claira you’ll be pretty lucky! At first she will be quiet but when you get to know her she is completely breath taking,sexy,and a hot ass!! she will listen to all of your drama and give you the best advice. She is an amazing girlfriend to have and never let a Claira go!

Omg is that Claira ?? omg sexy

by rylee mazer October 9, 2017

Chair Rave

Chair Rave, is where, if you're listening to music whilst on the computer, and you're sitting down, you cant help but have a rave to the music.
Similar to a Chair Boogey :)
... but better!

person1: did you see person3 chair raving to Pendulum last night?

person2: Yeah, what a strange person he is.

person1: I know, he should really learn how to rave properly, not Chair Rave.

by lil__Raver__ May 1, 2009

froggy chair

A term to generally mean or describe something as good.

Nice, That’s very froggy chair of you

by peepie3 March 16, 2020

Chair Squeak

That's when a chair makes a noise while getting ready to sit on the chair, leaning back on the chair or getting off of the chair. Some chairs such as the recliner squeaks, caused by the springs and reclining mechanism. Rocking chairs make the squeaking sound while the chair is rocking back and forth. Some chairs that are leather and vinyl, the squeaks that they make sounds very simular to the fart sound. Farting while sitting on the chair at the same is why the person blames it on the chair when someone farts while sitting on the chair and says, My Chair Squeaked. An excuss for farting while sitting on or in the chair.

I wish my chair would stop squeaking, its annoying. My friend farted while he was sitting on the chair at the same time and he says; Oh my chair squeaked.

by JayEssBee85 December 15, 2013

mein kampfy chair

What Hitler meant to write as a sequel to his book Mein Kampf and it talks about his sofa. Unfortunately his editor did not like it.

Stop making Mein kampfy chair jokes guys I'm Führeious

by Le Canadian Grammar Nazi January 13, 2016

Clairaudience

The ability to hear voices & sounds super-normally- spirited voices alleging to be those of dead people giving advice or warnings.

From birth brittany could hear the faint voices of the dead thanks to her clairaudience ability.

by kaosmoker September 30, 2018

Bewilderment Chair

Made popular by Lee Evans, it is the chair/bench that if found generally next to changing rooms in clothes shops. Men are placed here to wait for their wives/girlfriends/lady friends, usually with a bewildered look on their face as they take in their surroundings.

"Ha look at him on the bewilderment chair! He don't know nothing!"

"Alright love, don't be long, i'll just be here on the bewilderment chair"

by 1234567Kate February 15, 2010