Chimping

To use counterfeit bills in a place of business; namely strip clubs where the act procures a certain animal characteristic

"Deandra said she thought I stole her money, but she crazy. She know I'm about that chimping"

by WilliamKilgore March 10, 2015

chumming

When a closeted gay husband uses his wife as bait to attract a straight man/couple in the hopes of having sex seemingly 'unplanned' sex with the man.

I knew that guys offer of NSA sex with his wife was too good to be true; he was clearly at that nightclub chumming with her.

by DrBBD August 18, 2017

clumping

Going out on the pull, and scoring the ugliest hag.

fuck me mate, you take a look at what Al is up to? He's only gone off clumping and got himself caught up in some bucket gash! I need a drink, I ca't watch this

by micoole October 12, 2017

Crumping

When you haven't had sex in awhile because plans keep falling through.

Question: You gonna ask if she want to get naked with you later and let you drill for oil?

Answer: Naw, I'm good. I really like Jenny so I'm Crumping it this deployment.

Or

Answer: I have been Crumping it for the last 3 years. Just cant find a girl i like or a girl liking me back the way I want. Just keep falling through.

by Justkidding76 October 24, 2017

Chumming

Metaphorically spreading the remains of a dead fish in political waters to catch a live shark. Typically a last ditch political strategy- assassinate character by publicly broadcasting salacious, unverified and unproveable accusations - typically based on events 20+ years old - to see if it will generate newer copy cat accusations. Hopefully, from younger, hotter accusers.

Senator Maxipad is chumming the waters to see if she can kill Judge McWhiteywhite’s Supreme Court nomination.

by Gladystoper September 17, 2018

Crumping

The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim

When was the last time we had a good crumping

by Bumdumpster69 October 27, 2018

Chimping

Just a fucking vibe man, like it’s just chillin but with an “Apeish” twist. Many a brotha chimp with the boys on Saturdays

“Oh fuck yeah bro I was Chimping with the boys last Saturday man”

by Fatfunnyfish June 11, 2020