cock chopper

A toilet seat that is mounted backward on the pan causing it to overbalance and not remain in the upright position; instead coming crashing down past the urinator creating a momentary flash of panic and misdirection.

See Ben's bathroom. Note that trains and aeroplanes have a clip mechanism to prevent this happening.

by TLO Smudge April 30, 2004

Chopper with the beam

A. An AK-47 or really any gun with a laser sight.

Lil Uzi (Alfa Romeo AW300)- Got the chopper with the beam, yea!

by lil uzi lyrics October 26, 2016

Lettuce Chopper

When you catch a girl masterbating

I walked by the office last night after work and caught C.P. chopping lettuce! I guess she's a Lettuce Chopper.

by IronChefofVag March 25, 2009

rodney chopper

A Sunday League footballer who likes to foul alot!

"They are a right bunch of Rodney Choppers."

by Alistair Challans September 13, 2008

shin chopper

A person, who for no reason, decides to karate chop another person in the shin, causing major bruising. A shin chopper will rarely say sorry to their victims, and if they do, they will not mean it because they seem to think its funny.

Mel: i can't believe you just shin chopped me!
Mitch: lol that was a good chop.
Mel: it frigen hurt u bloody shin chopper!!!
Mitch: sorry lol
Mel: i'll get you back *shakes fist*

by TheGreenMachine May 4, 2009

balls-chopper

A bitch who is so aggressive that you cant criticize her cuz if you do she will hunt you down and chop your balls off. She is not necessarily a butch but she definitely comes off as one.

I want to ask my coworker Julie to keep it quiet at work but I'm too scared cuz she's such a balls-chopper.

by ThotsArePeopleToo March 18, 2016

chopper jockey

Someone who rides a chopper.

"Did you see that chopper jockey splittin lanes?"

by Voneville September 7, 2005