Chooch

To take a hit from a vape

Hey, pass your Juul over here, I wanna chooch

by Lil Zee 240 March 23, 2022

Chooch coochie

To rub one out wearing clown makeup and a fucked up wig on the kitchen floor with your front door open.

“Omg, dude, I came home from work early one day and saw my neighbor was a Chooch coochie!”

by Trampula April 3, 2022

Grandma Chooch

An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian or blue grandma. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian

Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch

by anonymous July 18, 2021

kiss the choochoo

To act in a stupid and reckless manner as if one were standing on the railroad tracks waiting for the train to come by. Usually results in some sort of catastrophe for the offending individual.

We told him not to open his mouth and insult the much bigger man but no, he had to go and kiss the choochoo and now he's a bloody mess.

by lordjulius May 16, 2009

coochee snorcher

vagina, twat, or yoni

"If you don't wash your coochee snorcher, you may get a yeast infection."

by Nora Harris November 13, 2003

Chooched

The act of being completely screwed; completely robbed.

I just got completely chooched on that hand. I’ve never been so chooched in my life.

by Mussbuss May 16, 2019

Chooch

Chooch is a slang word for weed, pot, grass, and or marijuana.

Chooch also means high or stoned, or partaking in the act of getting high or stoned

Lets go get some Chooch!!

Dude I'm chooched.

Hey man u got any chooch?

I'm just chooching right now.

by ZeeKylle October 27, 2017