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like a dog eating hot chips

from Roger's Profanisorus, Viz.

a style of fellatio; an exuberant blowjob
...and there was Vera, on her knees, at his cock like a dog eating hot chips...
by barn March 9, 2005
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piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:

Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar

To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.
No way do I want you as my wingman. You would piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.
by fuguez September 26, 2009
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chirpsed

I was at 7-11 getting chirpsed by this fly hottie I seen at the club.
by AngelzMom June 3, 2009
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Fish and chips

Considered a very common meal in britain.
Fish and chips originated in England in the early 19th century by sailors.Nowadays there is a fish and chip shop in nearly every town,
Also known as The chippy.
Shall we have a chippy tea tonight.

I'm off down the chippy.
by Jimmy McNibble June 16, 2004
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Sun Chips

Mr. Potato Head: "Yo, don't tell anyone dis but Sun Chips are so much more bangin' than normal potato chips."
by BrianWallenstein December 29, 2007
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chirpsin

hes chirpsin u girlfrend ... innit
by breadbin October 30, 2003
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Chirpsinator

Someone who is actively chirpsing someone else, ie. one who chirpses another. Especially refers to flirtatious type who thinks they are a bit smooth with the opposite sex.
In a random spate of semantic extension can also be used in the absence of remembering another noun; ie. where are the goddamn chirpsinators?
'Oh my word, he is the ultimate chirpsinator.'

Amusing to replace words of songs, eg. Usher:
'You should let me chirps you, be the one to chirps you, give you everything you want and chirps.'
by Naomi H November 13, 2006
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