Charbs

Short for Charbonneau "see Charbonneau"

I had to write Charbs a check yesterday and I still don't know how to spell his last name.

by Charbs4 January 8, 2012

carbon footprint offset

A boondoggle involving polluting one geographical location with excessive use of carbon-based fuel while paying to promote clean energy in another geographical location, and claiming one offsets the other, thus yielding neutral pollution.

Al Gore rationalizes his profligate use of $30,000/year in electricity and natural gas at his home in Nashville by partially funding clean energy production in other areas, terming this a "carbon footprint offset". It is tantamount to dumping garbage on the streets of Nashville and "offsetting" it by paying for street cleanup in Seattle.

by Mondo Fuego March 2, 2007

carbon neutral

A process that do not increase net atmospheric carbon dioxide.

Oil made from prehistoric switch grass that produced enough 02 when alive to offset the C02 released when burned as oil is carbon neutral!

by mattyjordo March 21, 2007

Carbohydrate City

a fictional city or township populated by fat people who chow down on carbohydrate-laden snacks such as potato chips / potato crisps, pasta based meals, sandwiches, breakfast cereals etc

paul: check out all my pasta
john: wo, carbohydrate city

joanne: can you pass me a slice of bread
megyn: that bitch is on the bus to carbohydrate city

by princess chelsea May 16, 2010

Carbondale Cocktail

Traditionally PBR with a lemon in it. Has expanded to malt liquor with lemons or lemon juice in it. If it is malt liquor it obviously must be a 40oz.

Bottle of PBR with a lemon wedge.

A 40oz with a lemon jammed into it.

This Carbondale Cocktail has the perfect amount of lemon!

yo hook me up with a Carbondale Cocktail bro

by chris847 October 6, 2011

carbophobe

-noun, a person that does not delight in the consumption of cupcakes or strawberry jam on white toast

"Naw, I don't mind downing a box of Honey Nut Cheerios with you. I'm no carbophobe."

Origin: Alan Aragon, 2011

by ghosting July 21, 2011

Carbing

The act of eating a lot of carbohydrates. Usually performed during bulking season.

That's a lot of carbs bro!?
It's bulking season dude, I'm Carbing!

carbs bulking nom nom

by Dr. Loud March 15, 2016