by Anthony jjames December 27, 2007
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This is a point in a continuous monthly cycle when the male species is subject to random acts of irational mood swings emotional changes and in extreme cases domestic violence against men.
There is no reasoning with this creature of the dark and the best possible method to avoid the above mentioned is to simply laugh and go to the pub with the boys and tell her she needs to calm down and re-asses her behaviour.
This is a point in a continuous monthly cycle when the male species is subject to random acts of irational mood swings emotional changes and in extreme cases domestic violence against men.
There is no reasoning with this creature of the dark and the best possible method to avoid the above mentioned is to simply laugh and go to the pub with the boys and tell her she needs to calm down and re-asses her behaviour.
Chantelle: Awwww I have a headache and my stomach cramps are terrible have you got any chocolate?"
Jimmy: Sorry to hear I'm off the pub...(leaves as quickly as possible avoiding all confrontation)
Bartender: Fancy seeing you here again champ! Troubles with the Mr's again?
Jimmy: Yeah the stupid bitch has got her chatty's dude.
Jimmy: Sorry to hear I'm off the pub...(leaves as quickly as possible avoiding all confrontation)
Bartender: Fancy seeing you here again champ! Troubles with the Mr's again?
Jimmy: Yeah the stupid bitch has got her chatty's dude.
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by mother theresa May 6, 2005
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Get the chatty cathie mug.A boy from Chattanooga who has the following theme song:
"Chatty Fatty! Chatty Fatty!"
"He is in love with stake!"
"Chatty Fatty! Chatty Fatty!"
"Eating was a BIG mistake!"
There are more lyrics... but they suck.
This kid doesn't even KNOW us!
Cause we live in Missouri.
We don't have fatties here.
Well... 'Cept Patty Fatty.
Elise luuuurrrves him. Chatty Fatty, that is.
"Chatty Fatty! Chatty Fatty!"
"He is in love with stake!"
"Chatty Fatty! Chatty Fatty!"
"Eating was a BIG mistake!"
There are more lyrics... but they suck.
This kid doesn't even KNOW us!
Cause we live in Missouri.
We don't have fatties here.
Well... 'Cept Patty Fatty.
Elise luuuurrrves him. Chatty Fatty, that is.
"Hey Elise? Have you talked to Chatty Fatty today?"
"Nah. Haven't talked to that fat bastard in months. He always tries to eat the phone! He thinks it's STAKE or somethin'."
"Nah. Haven't talked to that fat bastard in months. He always tries to eat the phone! He thinks it's STAKE or somethin'."
by Tristan & Elise November 3, 2004
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