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Why are you searching the meaning of this when you're using it right now you dumb fuck

Hey this goes for computer users too
Person 1:search"cellphone" while using a cellphone
Person 2:why are you searching cellphone when your using it already
Person 1:so I can read funny definitions on Urban Dictionary
by KnockknockComeIn October 22, 2018
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cephylanalectomy

The surgical removal of one’s head from one’s own rectum, because sometimes non-surgical interventions just won’t get the job done.
The politician needs a cephylanalectomy because the politician is starting to believe the poop they are spewing.
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Cephuriah

Such a cephuriah it is a verry good insult
by coco cola is cooola February 5, 2021
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Cephen

A mix between a person named Stephen and cece.
Guy 1: Stephen and cece would make a good couple.
Guy 2: Ya I know and I think that I have a good name for them.
Guy 1: What is it.
Guy 2: I think their ship name would be cephen
by didkebtipgvysjl3bgpx0qbwkfoc February 15, 2021
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Cephalonian

The Purest and most Intelligent amongst the Greeks. They are known to be Superhuman explorers, warriors and musicians. They settled in the most beautiful island in the world because they deserved it. They managed to create the Ultimate Roman Culture when they mixed Venetian (Italian) with Byzantine Greek Tradition.
Odysseus was Cephalonian not Ithacan Retard - Homer 800 something BC

Odysseus led the gallant Cephallenians,
From Ithaca and leaf-quivering Neriton,
- IIiad 2.631-2
by Greggypoop February 24, 2021
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cellphoam

noun: a handheld communication device used by fetuses in the womb. It is often used to download apps such as "flappy bird" or "tinder"
At the ultrasound, the doctor told us that our child was spending too much time on the cellphoam. She also advised us NOT to check his search history.
by The Mysterious Jaob April 4, 2021
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Celuphonically

'Adverb'
by means of a cellphone
He celuphonically informed the local police that he had seen a burnt-out wreck alongside the main road and that there were apparently no survivors.
by Gregster69 September 22, 2021
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