Random Celebrity Joke

A short, completely random, joke (commonly used as a simile and/or metaphor) that references a celebrity/famous person.

Example 1 of a Random Celebrity Joke:

"This song is tighter then Zac Efron's Pants!"

Example 2:

Person 1: "Hey don't be mad at me, I said that I CAN pay you back, not that I WOULD."

Person 2: "Thank you Mr. Bill Gates."(Sarcastic Voice)

by chillpillangelo July 19, 2011

Gym Celebrity

Some one who is always at the Gym and knows everyone there. Sometimes but not always a self absorped person male or female who is constently looking in the mirror. Obviously spends to much time coordinating their gym attire.
Male Definition: oversized "lats" cannot put his arms down, Always is talking way to long between "sets", stays on certain machines for a ridiculous amonts of time.
Female Definition: Has a hot body but is soo stuck up, always sticking out her ass and tits when working out, always on her phone, Botox

There is Joe again talking smack and flexing again..
Wow he is such a Gym Celebrity.

There is Jen again dping those extra deep squats all on purpose.
Seriously she is such a Gym Celebrity

by Hoooraaa December 16, 2014

Manufactured Celebrity

A celebrity whose majority of his or her life got manufactured by gossip mags and film companies.

Rita Hayworth was the definitive 'Manufactured Celebrity ' of the 1940s. She had to undergo painful transformations that the film company liked.

by Snapper2001 May 17, 2018

AA Celebrity

When you're so far down the celebrity rating list (e.g., A, B, C, D...), that it actually comes back around to a somewhat respectable state. A play on Double-A or Class AA in baseball; where it is the second highest level of play in Minor League Baseball (MiLB) in the United States.

"I think most YouTubers can be classified as a AA Celebrity."

by mightyalwayz January 12, 2020

Charlotte celebrity

Someone who live in Charlotte, nc with enough of followers on social media to be considered a celebrity in Charlotte

"Dang she has so much followers shes a clt celeb" (aka Charlotte celebrity)

by Wannabecharceleb December 26, 2020

Internet Yocto-celebrity

a celebrity on the internet known by an audience so small it's to be measured on the size of yocto

Little do they know I'm an Internet Yocto-celebrity...

by adellexie January 6, 2022

Juan Carlos Barrera - The Famous Celebrity

The Mexican (wall jumper) kid who has severe autism with a sprinkle of masochism. The kid is primarily a Fortnite kid and a freeloader. Surprisingly doesn't spend money on the v bucks. But instead is addicted to porn and spends his time paying other school kids who pretend to be their friends. He is secondarily mentally retarded, and probably gay. He has this mentality due to the lack of other companions in his household. His father wasn't of absence, but still acts like it. The mentally retarded child is probably better off put down.

This Juan Carlos Barrera - The Famous Celebrity guy a my school seems chill. Next day later. I was wrong.

by DoofPoof March 20, 2022