Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus

Latin for "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries". (A quote from Monty Python's Holy Grail.)

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus!

by Arthur- King of the Britons August 3, 2011

The Cricket

The elite technique of masturbating with the inside of your knee.

Bernie: Oh shit, you hear about Shomari?
Conor: What about him?
Bernie: He got admitted to the hospital for an ACL tear.
Conor: What the fuck, how?
Bernie: He mastered the crow and attempted the cricket. Poor kids a dumbass.

by Unpalpable March 5, 2009

Cedric

A Cedric is a person who enjoys playing sports but mainly soccer. He is also irresistibley sexy. He also is very kind, unless you are mean to people close to him. Then I would run from him. Also Cedric's are more tall than short. Also they are smart but may not appear to be. They like to play head games and mess with you, they take jokes to far. They are funny, almost everything that comes out of a Cedric's mouth is a joke but all in good fun. He also has a big feet

Stranger: hey what's your name?
Cedric: if someone were born deaf what language would they think in? By the way I'm Cedric
Stranger: French. I'm Doug

by Balla on A budget January 27, 2013

jiminy cricket

A way of swearing, without swearing. Instead of saying "Jesus Christ!" you say "Jiminy Cricket!" Both words have the same initials. Of course, Jiminy Cricket was the bug in the Disney Pinnochio movie.

Jiminy Cricket, I wasted my money on that Mel Gibson movie!

by Croz March 4, 2005

Cricket Killers

The ultra-pointy boots worn by Mexican's. They are so pointy they can smash a cricket in the corner. Often made of exotic skins from sharks, ostrich, or alligator. Sometimes their made of leather dyed in all the colors of the Mexican flag. Ole!

Check out the cricket killers on that beaner!

by Ms Ann Thrope June 19, 2011

dick crickets

Commonly known as crabs. Some other sever cases are known as saber tooth dick cricket.

"man that girl gave me the dick crickets."

by Randall L. September 21, 2007

Moon Cricket

Naggers...

Them moon crickets always walk in the middle of the road and dare you to hit them.

by WillieBanger August 18, 2018