Cracking my eggs

When something is really funny, it is "cracking my eggs".

"That joke is cracking my eggs."

by Togepi69 June 15, 2017

crackings

Chinese mispronounced of car paint cracks

Mans, my Honda Jazz has crackings! I want to cry and dying. I go clean my Jazz at night with a head torch and saw the crackings

by Ray Hon October 27, 2017

Cracking

When a white person is acting crazy

A white person who runns around quickly

That white dude be cracking like a crazy loon.

by Spazum Bott December 21, 2019

Cracking

A hillbilly white boy cracker who has gotten into the European Viking Metal craze that goes around trying to act like a viking instead of having a real life. Often, these phonies even try to hide their hillbilly roots by faking a scandinavian ancestry. Much like white boy crackers that become wiggers due to another pervasive musical influence. Often grows facial hair and stops bathing to try to fit the part.

After listenin' to that 'Mon 'Marth CD that was so fuckin' bad-aiss, I decided to become a cracking.

by DinkleDunk55 June 30, 2011

Cracking Toast Bobbett!

A nonsensical exclamation used in situations of unexplainable awesomeness.

Person 1: So, I heard you liek Mudkipz.
Person 2: Cracking toast bobbett!
Person 1: Lol wut?
Person 2: FUCK YOU AND YOUR HOUSE I AM BATMAN

by Errorsolver January 12, 2009

Cracking open a cold one with the boys

When you drink, typically beer or some other alcoholic beverage, with the boys and have a good time.

"Hey, you able to hang out this weekend?"
"Sure, we'll be Cracking open a cold one with the boys."

by Sataniel00 January 8, 2021

Cracking an egg

When you're hitting it from the back and right before you cum you hop on her back tap your dick on the back of their head twice then cum on top of her head so it drizzles down her forehead.

Bro I was fucking Layla last night and I ended up cracking an egg on her head.

by Pony boy's homie August 31, 2017