Mom: I cant beleive there is nudity in that game! Whats this world come too when my son tries to enjoy killing cops and innocent people and is permanantly scarred by pixialated porn?
Smart person: Shut the fuck up!
Smart person: Shut the fuck up!
by The poopster September 19, 2005
Get the Hot Coffee mug.From its rather humble beginnings, coffee has evolved into a precious, albeit addictive commodity for many millions of people around the world. It is the lifeblood of nerds, and the drink that keeps America's workforce complacent on their journey to work.
Tom is a nerd, he stays up late with C++ and coffee. Jen is a secretary at a law firm, she drinks coffee on her bus ride to work.
by James Johnson December 25, 2005
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(student is holding coffee in hand)
Random Person: you better watch out, they say caffeine is the gateway drug!
Random Person: you better watch out, they say caffeine is the gateway drug!
by SarahSANITY July 15, 2007
Get the caffeine mug.The now standard practice of hiring acceptably hot babes to serve your coffee at those quickie espresso drive-thrus like Dutch Bros. They're bubbly and hot enough for a little happy flirting while you wait (good up-sell and tip inspiration) but not so hot that you're distracted from ordering. Also known as coffee candy or drive thru hotties.
Mark: Dude, I love the coffee babes at Pony Espresso!
Tony: I know! There's one exceptionally hot hottie at the Dutch Bros on W 11th who started attracting a crowd. She'll prolly get fired, yuh.
Mark (sad): Yeah.
Tony: I know! There's one exceptionally hot hottie at the Dutch Bros on W 11th who started attracting a crowd. She'll prolly get fired, yuh.
Mark (sad): Yeah.
by j-geek March 24, 2008
Get the coffee babe mug."Hey, meet me at the cafe in 10 minutes, Bill got thrown in jail last night, this is coffee serious."
by thesecondcontrecoup June 16, 2009
Get the Coffee Serious mug.The time at which caffeine is required to commence or continue mental and/or social function. Most common towards the end of the week or during a night shift.
See also "half past caffeine"
See also "half past caffeine"
Person 1: "You've been staring at that screen for an hour, and haven't done a thing. You know this work's due in an hour right?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I got like four hours sleep and can't concentrate. It's definitely caffeine o'clock."
Person 2: "Yeah, I got like four hours sleep and can't concentrate. It's definitely caffeine o'clock."
by archangel62 May 28, 2009
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Coffee Cock Block-When you are trying to add milk or sugar to your coffee, or get a straw or napkin and the person at the station is strategically blocking everything and you can't get near it.
by jbnewengland June 15, 2010
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