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The Julius Caesar

The act of having anal sex with with your bestfriend's wife or girlfriend and immediately following ejaculation screaming Et Tu Brute!!!!!!!! Extra points if done while wearing a toga, and the "hat trick" if you do all of this on March 15 ( the ides of March). In reference to William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.
Dude, my "best friend " never paid me the 300 dollars he owed me so I tied my sheets on toga style and gave his girlfriend "The Julius Caesar"!

Nice.
by Neg273.15C December 2, 2010
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Juulius Caesar

When your closest friends take your Juul and rip it until it dies.
I got Juulius Caesar'd and now I'm out of pods
by juulius Caesar September 14, 2018
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by Orangebeard April 26, 2019
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Julius Caesar Salad

A female performing oral sex all the while cutting your inner thigh with a knife.
Ah, that beith the spot. Now toss me a Julius Caesar Salad, and taketh thou dagger and ream my inner thigh slave.
by Twitch K. January 11, 2014
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Juulius Caesar

A commonly used pun involving "Juul" and "Julius Caesar". Many dishonest people will try to tell you that they invented this pun, but alas, it is so easy to formulate that no one can get credit for coming up with it. However, this pun is clever for juul engravings, juul nicknames, and group chat names.
Dude 1: Yo Dude 2, do u have Juulius Caesar?

Dude 3 (Random Kid in Hallway): Yoooo, I came up with that , How do you know that??

Dude 1 and Dude 2 (in unison): Bitch, Please
by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018
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Wet Caesar

When a girl sucks a guys dick and the guy pisses in her mouth
Wet Caesar it's the mother fuckin pleaser just swallow it's hollow everyone will follow.
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Creamy Caesar

Creaming (jizzing) a crown shape on a girls head after finishing a sexual act.
Melvin: "Aww man, guess what I did last night to Jessica!"

Fred: "What did you do?!"

Melvin: "I gave her a creamy caesar!"

Fred: "Sexy!"
by butthole snurger March 21, 2009
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