buttcrack bandit

an act durring intercourse when a male unknowingly inserts his penis in the females buttocks crack; all the while he believes his member is in the vagina.

P.J. Brunson chugged two forties and pumped her crack. He's a buttcrack bandit.

by Yuri Gellar November 8, 2003

buttcrack-shower

(n.) The dredging of a damp washcloth through the butt cleavage, esp. in lieu of a full-body shower, or as an insurance policy against a messy or T.P.-intensive post-duke wipe-job.

1. "I could smell my ass, but I didn't have time for a full shower. So, I had to take a buttcrack-shower."

2. "My alarm clock didn't wake me up in time for my proctologist's appointment, so I had to make do with a buttcrack-shower before flying out the door."

3. "I don't know what I ate to have such ruthless mudbutt, but I'd nearly filled the toilet bowl with tissue from wiping so much, and there was still more shit than one wad could handle. So, I took a butt-crack shower."

by DJ Rick November 16, 2010

buckcluck

a PG-13 way to exclaim "mother f***!"

"hey man, Qualisha Jenkins said you used to stalk her.
what?! buckcluck that hoe and her momma! first time i met her was at rayray's party friday night."

"yo, i'm the mo'effin man. buckcluck a trick that says otherwise!"

by STUFFknowledge August 29, 2006

Buttfuck, Ontario

Any town or village in Ontario, Canada that is not part the Greater Toronto or Greater Ottawa Areas.

You: I am currently in Moose Factory, Ontario.

Me: You mean Buttfuck, Ontario?

You: Yes. How did you know?

by clo0410 May 9, 2011

ButtFucker

Another name for someone who gives it up the butt.

Mary:I'm Too Hot.
Kezia:Shut Up Mary, You BUTTFUCKER.

by Kezia McDildo December 5, 2007

buttfuck supreme

To be butt-fucked supremely. A real meaty buttfuck.

Man, carlos got a real buttfuck supreme last night. His anus has been sore ever since.

by KONO DIO DA YATTAAAA October 11, 2015

Buttfucker

A buttfucker is a person you can't trust or turn your back to in fear of forced sodomy.

"I left that buttfucker alone in my house for two minutes before he was on my dog like stink on shit"

by SHARRRTED April 10, 2018