Nudity Buffer 

The average amount of time it takes a man to visualize a woman naked.

I cant talk to her now, Im well past the nudity buffer.

Nudity Buffer by Dj Blues November 13, 2003

Fag Buffer 

Something that sits between two men at a restaurant, movie, or in a car. Can be a female or a tub of popcorn. The buffer prevents anyone from thinking the two males are "homos" and might be dating. Sometimes the fag buffer is actually a front so that two fags can go out and still be perceived as straight. The fag buffer usually gets a good meal, a movie and collects a lot of material for later extortion.

I went out with Bob and Gene last night and had to play fag buffer all evening. Straight men are so childish!

Fag Buffer by Ferret Fan July 16, 2009

Crowd Buffer 

A person (friend or stranger) you elect to walk in front of you in a crowded area, acting as a shield from the surrounding masses and allowing safe passage by following closely in their wake.

The hallway was very crowded so i found a crowd buffer so I wouldn't have to wade through them

Crowd Buffer by hugh_jass89 September 28, 2010

Layoff Buffer 

The people who work slower than you. If a layoff happens you can feel confident that you are secure because these people will act as a layoff buffer.

I am not worried about a layoff because Ron still works here and he is my Layoff Buffer.

Layoff Buffer by doctoroctos September 30, 2010

Ghetto Buffer 

The area of ghetto and bad neighborhoods that separates a major city from the surrounding suburbs. To get to downtown, one must either go through, or around the Ghetto Buffer.

Wife: Honey, why are you getting on the freeway? It's a shorter trip on the smaller roads because of all the traffic on the interstate.
Husband: I'm not driving this car through those shitty neighborhoods. We have to avoid the Ghetto Buffer.

Ghetto Buffer by Konbadboi July 26, 2016

fart buffer 

The wind present in your bowel that stops you from needing a ful blown poo

Last night was really embarrassing. I used my fart buffer up and shit myself on the way to the night club

fart buffer by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017

Cock Buffer 

an aggressive blow job with lots of spit and wax on wax off circular motions on the balls

cock buffer

Cock Buffer by AdubP May 12, 2010