toilet brush

An impliment for removing skid marks from the toilet bowl. Manufacturers tend to stick to the retarded notion that it should be white.

Bill: I used the toilet brush the other day because I know you hate a messy bowl.
Anne: I know. I had to use your toothbrush to get the dried shit off the white bristles.

by Joshua James October 18, 2006

puckah brush

random brush and undergrowth ( occasionaly littered with stickers and snakes ) that you don't want any part of.
AKA ditch on a country road

He hit his golf ball in the puckah brush or he was drunk and launch'd his truck in the puckies

by maine rednecks November 8, 2007

Bestbuy Brush-off

When you purchase a product from BestBuy with their technology experts and their extended warranty and try to get them to replace the product because there is an issue with it. They then proceed to tell you that they cant do that or that the product is broke because of you. You proceed to go up the chain to find out some punk 17 year old kid is the manager and that he doesn't even know what the extended warranty says.

Eric: Hey, Tom I heard your stereo amp blew in your truck, did Best Buy fix it for you?
Tom: NO! The manager told me I bought the wrong amp for my system...
Eric: Didn't THEY tell you what to buy to go with your stuff?
Tom: Yea...
Eric: Dude you just were a victim of the "Bestbuy Brush-Off"

by DaRth79 November 13, 2009

muff brush

A small antique brush used to keep a lady's hand warmer (qv muff) presentable.

"Every well dressed woman at the end of the nineteenth century would have had a muff, to keep her hands warm in during the winter, and she'd have used her muff brush to give her little muff a little dusting over." Tim Wonnacott, BBC Bargain Hunt, Series 26 Episode 8 Derby, 19 May 2010.

by Mustn't Grumble May 30, 2011

booty brush

When somebody accidentally walks past you when you are sitting, brushing their but across your face.

Molly booty brushed my face today in class. Best part of my day.

by chodebro January 27, 2015

Occam's Toilet Brush

Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.

"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgendered. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life unless when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."

by CaptainScorpio July 22, 2008

Take Care, Brush Your Hair

Quip:
1. Saying good-bye to someone in a playful manner.
2.Mean-spirited way to tell someone that they aren't wanted in the conversation anymore.

"God she is annoying" - "yeah someone needs to give her a brush" - Take Care, Brush your Hair

by GeorgePele August 26, 2008