brandilynn

Tends to carry a stepstool at all times and cuss out tall cupboards. Does not function without coffee. Loves all things Boston. Hates the Yankees, cheesecake, and liberal pussies. Looks sweet enough and has a huge heart but will tear you down and send you running for safe spaces when pissed off. Gives zero fucks.. unless you're dark-haired, tattooed, have a captivating smile and aren't a douchebag or a liberal pussy. Then she might give ONE. Prefers whiskey over wine. Consumes copious amounts of coffee. Does not function well around others before 5a.m. Do NOT look directly into her eyes... she can see your soul and knows what you're thinking before you do.

See also: concentrated awesome Fun sized Irish kiss Sassy Feisty Vertically challenged whooty insatiable snarky.

Mark Wahlberg said Brandilynn's name...Your argument is invalid.

Met this chic who sucked the soul right outta me, bro. Could've sworn it was Brandilynn.
Put my girlfriends chocolate up on the highest shelf in the kitchen.. she went eight shades of Brandilynn on me!!

by NoTymeForTagChaserz December 17, 2016

Braiden

The sexiest man in the world he may be a little short but his cock will ruin your mothers insides

damn braiden

by Tickly t May 7, 2020

Dutch Braid

Poo...in your hair.

I gave Missy a Dutch Braid. She was picking poo out of her hair for days.

by Modred August 13, 2017

Braedin

Braedin is a strong minded young man who is very athletic, goofy and surprisingly smart. A man whom would die for his family. Braedin secretly gets many ladies and is very attractive to many girls.

Braedin is so hot.

by Sheieneviebee February 24, 2019

Braidy Dahl.

Destined to become an amazing super hero, that dwells in Kindred and is probably the best snadbagger ever.

"Wow, that's just another "Braidy Dahl" in the making. Savin' lives man."

"What a Braidy Dahl."

by Peacher58`. March 30, 2009

Brandi Denise

The most amazing, beautiful, and genuine girl on the planet. Tends to come down with sever cases of pinkeye. Often the life of the party. Calls herself average but she is far from it. A genuinely caring person, often regarded as the fairest in all the land. Matches well with brown headed guys over 6 feet tall whose name begins with a B.

Words can't define Brandi Denise.

by ahhskdfogwhhnfnjs April 17, 2011

brainia

intelligence; acumen; high ability. From brainiac (an intelligent person).

He is a brainiac but never turns his brainia to good use.

by uttam maharjan October 6, 2012