All Smiles and Boners

The state of mind a male enters when he subconsciously has a sexual fantasy, usually in the middle of class, church, a movie, at dinner, or any other inappropriate time.

It isn't until about three minutes into this mental state that smiles and boners occurs within the male and he realizes that he has been having sexual fantasies for an extended duration of time.

The temporary phase usually lasts until the boner becomes obvious, someone notices the male's lack of attention, or some other stimulus draws the male out of his state of arousal.

I was all smiles and boners until an old lady said, "I see you staring at your dog's pussy."

by mourkeer August 13, 2012

jack in the boxers

When a guy's erection protrudes through the fly of his boxers

His jack in the boxers was pretty obvious when the hot chic walked by.

by Byoqi December 26, 2007

boxers

things mostly guys wear under their pants

I was watching porn and I felt my penis getting hard. i couldn't stop so i unzipped my pants and pulled down my boxers. and started to go up and down on my worm cock until my dad walked in and i put my boxers over my throbbing boner. The satin on my penis made it more and more excited my penis couldn't take it and the next second i drop the biggest load ever and saw as dripps of white creamy cum soaked my boxers and the snoopy cartoon got a nice drink of warm milk.

by thisiswhathappens May 15, 2011

emptying bowels

When you're at a club/dance and you're getting super freaky with some girl from behind.

"Man did you see Henri last night? He was going around emptying bowels"

by Andy Myles January 2, 2009

stoner boners

an unofficial couple that only hooks up when high or intoxicated in some way. kind of like fun-buddies but in lower states of consciousness.

Person 1: "I saw Victoria and some random guy go into a room last night at the party and hook up, are they dating?"

Person 2: "Naw they're just stoner boners."

Person 1: "Oh touche."

by juggalettelex February 24, 2010

Crystal Bowersox

Crystal Lynn Bowersox is currently an American Idol contestant. Born August 4, 1985 in Elliston, Ohio, she quickly captured the heart of the judges and the audience with her Joplin-meets-Raitt vocal plus the sincerity and honesty displayed in all her performances. She's considered the frontrunner in this competition as well as the sole female representative since the Top 5 was selected.

"Bowersox rocks!"
"Do you know why they call you Mamasox? Because you just schooled all those contestants!"
"Vote for Crystal Bowersox!"

by reddirtgirl May 7, 2010

Bonerskills

Someone that has mad skills with their erect penis

pete: yo did you see jerry's new vid?

tom: yeah man he's got some mad Bonerskills

by theyeastiebeast May 1, 2010