turd blower

The butthole, anus, asshole, poop chute, turd hole, shit pipe,

I want that whore to play my meat whistle with her turd blower.

by Irving Fryer May 14, 2011

pro-boner

Doing something that seems charitable or altruistic, but is in fact done with the hope it will increase your chances of getting laid.

"John, you going to help at the charity auction?"

"Is Shelly going to be there?"

"Yeah."

"I could help out on a pro-boner basis."

by Pope Vicious I September 4, 2011

Super Boner

A condition where your penis becomes excessively swollen with blood during an erection. Signs of a super boner include: Pain, extra rigidity, increased shaft length and the inability to ejaculate. It has been rumored that the super boner increases stamina as well, but this has yet to be confirmed.

She gave me a super boner so bad it wouldn't go away all night. I still hurt bro.

by Lil_Buddy December 2, 2009

dance boner

The generation of a spontaneous erection generated from the friction generated from vigorous, shameless grinding.

"I totally popped a dance boner last night when I was grinding on Jenny."

by Cliff Thomas June 13, 2005

Bill Nye the Boner Guy

there was this viagra commercial
the old dude looked like Bill Nye

Person A:Hey dude, guess what?
Person B:What?
Person A:I was watching a Viagra commercial and guess who i saw?
Person B:Who?
Person A:Bill Nye the Boner Guy

by JakkoffTakeshit August 12, 2012

bonerang

To have a semi erection.

Jae: "Ahh man, I just saw a couple a fat chicks and I only got a bonerang"

by Vkung June 11, 2009

Boner Baron

A title of honour and nobility bestowed upon those who have mastered the art of taming unruly boners.

The Boner Baron has a three-step process for taming unruly boners: (1) raise it up; (2) nurture it; (3) beat it down.

by HappyGoJacky December 8, 2013