bourbontorium

The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

I can't believe how ridiculous this project. We need to visit the bourbontorium

by Diels-Alder June 16, 2017

Bourbon

A drink that makes your voice temporarily go deeper.

Jonathan: "Why's your voice so deep?"
Ethan: "Sorry, I had a little to much bourbon last night."
Jonathan: "Yeah, bourbon does make your voice deep!"
Ethan: "Want some?"
Jonathan: "Nah, I don't want to sound old."
Ethan: "Fair enough, more for me!"

by Dictionary.comIsTrash June 20, 2018

botboozled

When someone clicks a questionable link on social media/tinder, thinking they're getting free sunglasses or a chance to speak with an attractive girl, but it's just a bot advertisement.

Bot: Please visit site I having for more photos to keep us talking
Dawn: *clicks link*
Dawn: Dang! I've been botboozled!

by midnitevulture June 29, 2018

botros

small pines

i have botros

by jesusmain March 6, 2019

bourbon junkie

A type of person that constantly searches for hard to find newly released bourbons that haven’t yet reached the liquor stores. These people will scour the face of the earth for hard to find bourbon. They constantly bother store employees for bourbons that are “special” just to find out that the store doesn’t carry the bourbon yet.

These damn bourbon junkies keep coming into my store demanding bourbon names I never even heard of yet. I wish they would get a life.

by Vaimaster7 May 25, 2019

Borban

How people that don't know to use or what a dictionary is spell Bourbon.

Hey, save me a swig of that Borban!

by BirdyNumNums October 28, 2019

Bourbon Slurp

A sexual act when one person, while sitting on the other person's face, pours a shot of good Kentucky Bourbon down his or her body so it makes it down to the awaiting partner who then audibly slurps the liquor from his or her partner's privates.

Damn, last night my girl and I got pretty freaky and did a Bourbon Slurp with Basil Hayden!

by StSiehta May 4, 2020