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bootstrap

An establishment which one reluctantly visits after a long indecisive search for a pub/club/restaurant/cafe. Selected not for its superiority to previously considered establishments, but as a last resort.

The term bootstrap originated in the UK. When searching for a place to each lunch, many eventually choose to eat a Boots £3.29 meal deal because they have given up searching for alternative that can be agreed upon. A highly available outlet in conjunction with rising hunger levels eventuate in people being caught in a 'boots trap'. Unfulfilled and disappointed, one wishes they picked the cafe they had encountered half an hour ago.

Although its' use traditionally refers to establishments, its' use has often been used to refer to other last resort acquisitions that are subjectively less pleasing than previously rejected (and now unavailable) alternatives. (e.g. buying a car, hooking up at a bar/party).
a. We ended up in a right bootstrap last night.
b. Why? There are so many good bars around that part of town.
a. Yeah I know.. but we couldn't agree on one, and we had been walking around for ages.
by Yelnaaah January 12, 2015
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Bootsequise

"What is the time? It is time for the Bootsequise." (Originally coined by a 17 yr old french immigrant)
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booter

program used to boot off or disconnect a chat user from the internet connection they are using.
I was chatting in yahoo chat and my messenger screen started filling with thousands of private message windows from boon-dog.com tart v1 chat booter, it disconnected my chat.
by Danny l Williams June 11, 2006
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booter

One who injects; an IV drug user.
by ihate January 13, 2010
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Bootstrapon

A boot with a pointy foot used to kick unmotivated people in the ass to get them going.
Bob was late for work again and is hungover. Looks like I'll have to lace up the bootstrapon.
by TenTonTaco February 3, 2013
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shit booter

after a long night of boozin', victim boots while takin a shit
He yuked his booze all over the place while pinchin a loaf; fuckin shit booter.
by ManGoFuckYoMama April 24, 2003
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fruit-booter

someone who roller blades and calls it aggresiving, most of them are s
Hey, check out the fruit-booter!
by ben December 9, 2003
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