beff

how you say "beth" with a speech impediment.

"beff.. beff... i wuv you beff. beff where are you? beff! i WUV YOU."

by sebadohhh January 28, 2004

Bluffin With My Muffin

To sexually tease a male with promises of getting laid with a female

flashing a vagina and saying "YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS!"

Lady Gaga's Poker Face

Girl: "heyyy im horny lets do it!"
Guy: "OMG YESS!!!"
Girl: "hahaha only bluffin with my muffin!"
Guy: "i hate you"

by London_Girl January 12, 2010

Bluff Sandwich

A person who lies, cheats, steals, and acts like a Bluff Sandwich. Can be applied to anyone/thing.

Jim: Man, last night that bitch was on my nuts!
Tom: Shut up Nigga, you a Bluff Sandwich!

Would you like peanut butter with that bluff sandwich, bitch?

by BigMC March 1, 2005

University of Arkansas Pine Bluff

AKA "UAPB". Branch of the University of Arkansas that is located in Pine Bluff. This school is highly negroid, so UAPB also means yoU Are Probably Black.

My crappy GPA meant that I couldn't get into law school anywhere else, so I applied at University of Arkansas Pine Bluff.

by R. Jizz April 25, 2006

Bloffy

A word that a few of my friends and I made up, and it means cool, awesome, epic, sweet, gnarly, or any variation on any of those words.

Person 1: "Dude! Your hat is friggin gnarly, man!"
person 2: "I know, boy! Isnt it bloffy?"

by sadieboljaa April 21, 2011

Muffin Bluffin'

Another phrase for a cock-tease; a person who gets you all hot and bothered, and then backs of.

She was all ready to go, and then leaves me, high and dry.

Yea, dude. She was muffin bluffin'!

by Zombender September 11, 2010

bluffer

one who pretends not to have a significant other while playing the field and promising their "new" conquest(s) the false hope of monogamy and/or love

That shallow bastard Kyle. He has so many babes on the hook now and he's trying to bluff Janet into a relationship that she thinks is gonna last. Christ women are stupid!

by Steven January 9, 2005