breeders

Breeders are those that choose to have children and get state handouts, extra days off work, preference for choosing their holidays, all at the expense of us who choose not to breed.

I don't want to see photos of your ugly off spring, hear about how clever/funny/cute they are and I certainly don't appreciate you passing their infections on to me.

by fubarderby November 28, 2004

Blender

A blender is a black man that is also a bender!

This black man on the dancefloor is checking me out and I am a hetrosexual man! This man is a blender!

by Towser June 12, 2009

penis-blender

a prostitute with crooked teeth

that penis-blender last night really did a number on my dick

by motherfuckerrrr October 8, 2006

mouth breeder

Oral participant in the Post-Coital Oral-Vaginal Swap. It is not known if an actual pregnancy has ever occurred in this way, or if the mouth breeder would be granted any parental rights.

This practice is not thought to be common anywhere save perhaps the porn industry, more's the pity.

A picture's worth a thousand words...too bad I don't have one.

by Robert Paulsen July 28, 2004

breeder factory

a straight bar;
maternaty hospital

by belly-o June 4, 2003

breeder

1. People who feel it is their need to pop out as many children as they can, even if they don't have the money to do so. People who actually work for a living are generally the ones who pay for their little sprogs. They also try to claim that it is selfish to NOT want children! Needless to say, they are not very bright.

2. They are usually pro-life people.

by 1001 October 11, 2003

Shit in a blender

A negative descriptive phrase used when encountering events of horrific proprotion. Applicable to movies, concerts, and other types of performances.

Justin: Hey, how was that concert last night?

Scott: Four year strong and some other crappy bands played. It all sounded like shit in a blender to me. I don't know what was worse; them or Garfield the movie

by Key-Lime January 29, 2010