Blower

1. (canadian usage) short for a snow blower, a machine used to clear snow from roads or driveways.

God damn it! There's 20 CM of snow on the ground and my blower is in the shop again!

by G.H.Hadden December 28, 2005

Blower

a man who gives blowjobs

jeff turner is a BLOWER

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Under blower

A person male or female who fully enjoys blowing their fucking underwear off from time to time.

UB Nib- A male who truly enjoys underwearblowing

by SweeeeT March 28, 2003

bloweroffer

Either a boy/girl who tells you "lets hang out" but right before you are supposed to they have an excuse not to.

Jill: "I wanna see you tonight"

Bill: "Me to, I get out of work at 7 I'll shower then we'll hang out k"

Jill: "Sounds good, text me when your done"

(an hour later)

Jill: "So are we going to hang out"

Bill: "Well I'm at my sisters right now so give me 30 minutes k. I miss you!!!"

Jill: "ok sounds good."

Bill: "Hey my cousin is down and I haven't seen him in a while. So I guess I'm stuck hanging out at my sisters all night."

(Bill is considered a bloweroffer)

by Nina219 March 19, 2009

dry blower

infertile male

he was safe to have sex with because he was a dry blower

by Greg Angelo December 28, 2008

Half a Blower On

Intoxicated after a long day of drinking. Drunk, rambling, somewhat loud and obnoxious. Very aware that you are of an altered state. Full Blower status would be completely bombed, stumbling drunk.

I met the guys at the bar for a Bloody Mary around 9am and have been drinking since then. It's now 7pm, I got a half a blower on.

by Vanilla Thunder22 April 19, 2010

Spunk Bubble Blower

used to denote an occasion when a homosexual whilst cupping his partners jizz in his throat, perts his lips and gentle blows little spunk bubbles in the air.

Thought to have originated in Hamilton

Shug: "Garry if you really love me, don't spit my love porridge out, be my little spunk bubble blower"

Garry: "Bob....Bob.....Bob....."

by Richie Kelkito July 7, 2006