bladder adder snot

Semen

"I'll never lend Steve my jazz-mags again. When he gave them back all the best pages were covered in bladder adder snot. The twat."

by Milton J. Cummingsworth August 14, 2008

bladderwack

person who is stupid, obnoxious, annoying, irratating, rude, ect.

Kanye is such a bladderwack for interrupting Taylor.

by Smiley_2 November 18, 2009

Blandersnatch

usually reffering to a dry, salty, or otherwise bland crotch this is usually associated with women and there "muff".

Mark "yo man! check her out!"
Matt "woah! naw man shes got a blandersnatch!"

by Matt-Hue May 10, 2010

bladder brain

Someone who only has the ability to remain information for about as long as they can retain their own water. They regularly ask you things that they've only asked you very recently.

Steve: "So what did Nick want you for?"

Johnny: "He wanted to know how to set up the printer"

Steve: "Again? Didn't you show him the last two days already?"

Johnny: "Yeah. The man has a serious bladder brain, he just can't hold on to information"

by Urban Englander March 17, 2011

bladder swing

When you fuck someone so hard that it crushes the bone and you need a swing of mesh to hold the guts and sew it all back together.

I twisted that bitch backwards and up to the side... bladder swinged her around the room.

by jonny_raige February 5, 2014

Bladder batter

The infection that discharges from the urethra when one has a UTI.

"I have this bad UTI and the bladder batter is major."

by Magic8Ball April 15, 2014

bladder chills

The feeling of coldness that you sometimes get from really needing to pee.

"I woke up at midnight with the bladder chills. It took me 10 minutes to convince myself to get out of bed and go to the bathroom."

by ParkourFactor June 27, 2016