Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up
Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.
by Samoth Renkei 903 September 25, 2009
Get the She's been on more Jocks than Tube Socks mug.Being surprised/slapped with an close to impossible task which can be accomplish only with the use of magic, voodoo or some sort of conjuration.
by Granit May 15, 2014
Get the I've been whammied mug.1. One of the oldest Gaulish/Celtic gods worshipped in Gaul, Britain and Celtic areas of Austria and Spain. Also known as 'The shining one' or 'Bright one', Belenus or Belenos had shrines from Aquileia on the Adriatic to Kirkby Lonsdale in England.
2. A purple haired smut master who is skilled in the art of giving people bunny names. Possibly the love child of Sid James for his love of risqué humour and innuendo. Nice guy who will always help you out with a quest when you need a rare drop item. Top-man.
3. Turning any conversation into a cheesy chat up line.
2. A purple haired smut master who is skilled in the art of giving people bunny names. Possibly the love child of Sid James for his love of risqué humour and innuendo. Nice guy who will always help you out with a quest when you need a rare drop item. Top-man.
3. Turning any conversation into a cheesy chat up line.
Girl: I want a piece of toast.
Guy: I want to spread you on toast and eat you up.
Girl: Stop being such a belenus, I just gave you sweet lovin' like five minutes ago..... now make me some toast.
Guy: I want to spread you on toast and eat you up.
Girl: Stop being such a belenus, I just gave you sweet lovin' like five minutes ago..... now make me some toast.
by Laten September 19, 2010
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Get the beensbeen mug.Behenno is a Singapore-born, India-raised, London-based recording artist and producer, known for songs like "Bigger" and "Parallel." He started off by releasing a flurry of remixes that gained traction online, and then transitioned into original singles like “Looking for You,” “Different/Missing" in 2019 and onwards.
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Get the spaz-been mug.A well known Australian statement first made in January 1992 by Western Australian Cricketer 'Frank Halliwell' towards international cricketer 'Tom Moody' during a cricket game at the WACA stadium. Tom stated, "he wont be out here long" and was replied to by Frank "Youve been sniffing too much glue mate" (resulting in a huge response of laughter from players, members of the WACA and those in the crowd including Tom himself)
The following 6 ball over, Halliwell smashed Moody for 4 sixes, with the 5th ball being hit out of the top of the WACA stadium (over the Dennis Lillie stand onto the street into a Police vehicles side window) and is now recorded as one of the largest 6s ever hit in the world during an official WACA/ACB (now Cricket Australia) cricket competition match. Toms #6 ball was hit for a 4 runs. Tom congradulated Frank after the match with a handshake and a beer.
The following 6 ball over, Halliwell smashed Moody for 4 sixes, with the 5th ball being hit out of the top of the WACA stadium (over the Dennis Lillie stand onto the street into a Police vehicles side window) and is now recorded as one of the largest 6s ever hit in the world during an official WACA/ACB (now Cricket Australia) cricket competition match. Toms #6 ball was hit for a 4 runs. Tom congradulated Frank after the match with a handshake and a beer.
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