A shmexy fellow who will probably move to a different school after being at you school for maybe a month. He acts gay but that okay because it's Bert and you have to love that stupid cutie. Total ladies man, sweet as a pickle.
Girl: "Omg who's that?"
Guy: "Oh, that's Bert, we use to be friends in Elementary."
Girl: "Well damn, he's cute."
Guy: "Oh, that's Bert, we use to be friends in Elementary."
Girl: "Well damn, he's cute."
by Astrogirl435 June 27, 2016
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Code word for when one of your buddies is hitting on some ugly bitch. A way of breaking the ice to him without saying she's ugly.
day after: Hey man, thanks for bert and ernie'ing me last night, I didn't want to hook up with that big bitch.
by derek_nesta March 4, 2008
Get the Bert and Ernie mug.An arcade game from 1982, one of the more anoying arcade games that came out during that time. The basic gist is you control the little orange alien Q*bert around the M. C. Escher style levels. Q*bert must jump on ever square while avoiding a varity of colored blobs. The controls are clunky at best, and at times they will leave you yelling out in frustraiton. All in all the game is highly addictive, but it's not worth the hassle of breaking somthing in a fit of rage.
Guy 1: Hey what happen to all your money?
Guy2 : I blew it all on that damn arcade game
Guy 1: Which one?
Guy 2: Q*bert. the colors man, the colors.
Guy2 : I blew it all on that damn arcade game
Guy 1: Which one?
Guy 2: Q*bert. the colors man, the colors.
by Maigg July 19, 2006
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might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish
might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish
by Rasheed Scott September 1, 2008
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Term originated to describe the quality of work done by a friend's father - Bert covered their whole roof with duct tape to seal a leak instead of just replacing the shingles.
Term originated to describe the quality of work done by a friend's father - Bert covered their whole roof with duct tape to seal a leak instead of just replacing the shingles.
That guy totally Berted that roof - who would ever think that someone would use actually use $300 worth of duct tape to fix a roof leak?
by Bert's Neighbor September 13, 2006
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