Ball bearing jackass

Another term for a motorcycle. Mainly a blue collar and or redneck term, although the two are not synonymous. You will hear this term most often said in regard to a chopper or bobber.

Clint: Hey man, gonna ride the ball bearing jackass to school today?

Ed: Nah, that'd be a death wish today with how slick the roads are.

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017

Koala-bearing

When someone leaps onto another person, from behind, holding onto their back with their arms and legs.

Koala-bearing

Girl 1: ugh he's so hot i just wanna koala bear him!

Girl 2: go for it, girl!!

by Koalabearluver October 5, 2017

Mouse Boarding

The act of using a keyboard and mouse during overwatch game play on the xbox.

This fuck face is mouse boarding instead of using his controller! Get good dumb ass!

by Lady Azarax June 28, 2018

Bum boarding

When a homeless person sits on your face.

Last night I got to drunk and went out and found a dirty homeless guy to bum board me. I always get pinkeye after a good Bum boarding.

by Whiskey helps July 19, 2020

Corona Boarding

During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.

Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?

Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.

Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board

Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave

Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!

by DarkCoffee September 11, 2020

Water boarding at Guantanamo bay

A synonym for smoking the devils lettuce

Hey bro you wanna go water boarding at Guantanamo bay?

by Cuchieman November 9, 2020

Booty Boarding

When a person gets waterboarded by a thick juicy ass sitting on his face drowning him with those sweet holes so wet from the individual struggling to breathe underneath, it would be more accurate to say they're drowning than suffocating.

"Hey, Sabrina, I've missed you. I will be home soon; do you need me to pick anything up before then?" "Get home, babe. I've missed you so much I'll be booty boarding you till I become a widow. Don't think tapping out and calling for mommy to be gentle will save you, ok?"

by Curare the defenestrator February 25, 2023