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bald & bankrupt

bald and bankrupt

An English vlogger who travels around India, Belarus and other post soviet countries. He tends to visit small villages and towns and talk with locals in either Russian or Hindi (depending on which country he is in). He is generally quite reckless and does minimal editing to his videos which are quite entertaining and engaging. His knowledge, respect, and the social compassion showed by him for the culture, history, and people who inhabit the place in which he visits have made him quite popular amongst his fans and those who know him. His full name is still unknown, but people in his videos often refer to him as "Bald" or "Benjamin" .
Bill: Have you seen bald & bankrupt's newest video?
Rajan: No, Who is bald and bankrupt?
Bill: Oh, well let me show you
by xXxronanthesnipperxXx January 16, 2020
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Bald Eagle

"Joker, a bald eagle isn't a women with no hair on her crotch. UrbanDictionary is just filled with perverts, and they flooded this term with sexual definitions."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022
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bald monkey

A pussy without hair is also known as a "Bald Monkey"
1. A clean shaved or waxed pussy is also known as a Bald Monkey.
by BrendaLee January 1, 2006
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bald prick

Same as prick, but with no hair on their head.
Phil: OMG not that prick Tony again.
Luke: WTF he's bald!
Phil: A bald prick!
by Mike Oldcock (read it fast) March 28, 2009
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Bald swag

an instance where a person is seen as cool, that has acquired a bald spot.

Hair + baldspot = Baldswag
Susy: Wow john is really cool
John: Baldswag

see in this instance john has a bald spot therefore his swag is fully bald therefore bald swag is acquired to the maximum.
by Cat Swiftness December 17, 2012
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bald-headed

A hipper, sexier way of describing a man with no hair. But it can also be a more amusing or insulting term to depict bald men as well.
Bald-headed men are often very sexy and masculine.
by Valinda November 1, 2006
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bald chicken

when you put your big/small meat between your legs and sac and close your legs to make it look like a vagina.
nigga you wanna see my bald chicken?!?
by knightmayre November 20, 2010
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