poon balloon

So effectively what we're saying here is condom.

Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

Bailli

An amazing person everybody wants to be around because of her personality and beauty. Honestly, the best person ever. And I want her to know that I'm always there for her.

Man, Jessica was being Bailli yesterday!

by Bailli's best friend1234524 March 4, 2013

Baillie

A boy who is definitely a keeper they have a abnormally large penis and is abnormally hot and the force his penis can create could kill a fully grown male elphant

Baillies penis ripped my anal canvatity appart last night

by Mr Blair Castle January 17, 2020

Boom Balloon

Another name for a condom

Reece would have got that munter pregnant had it not been for that boom balloon he had in his wallet!

by rock monk July 16, 2007

Hot Air Balloon Ride

The act in which a man gently glides his warm ballbag up a woman's body from her feet to her head and then gently lands them in her mouth.

I'm going to take her out for a nice dinner and then back to my place for a hot air balloon ride.

by El Duderino 23 October 20, 2011

rusty balloon knot

A puckered asshole or anus. Given the name due to the similar look of said asshole/anus to a balloon's knot covered in rust.

Dude 1: Did you ever fuck that one bitch?
Dude 2: Nah bro, I was only able to tongue punch her rusty balloon knot.

by Helvetesturm October 21, 2013

L.A. Water Balloon

N. After finishing sex with a condom, Proceed to fill the condom with urine, like a water balloon and then spike it on the girl you have just fucked.

Susan was a shitty fuck so I gave her an L.A. Water Balloon.

I'm so pissed, John gave me an L.A. Waterballoon last night and I still smell like urine.

by staightouttacompton21 July 16, 2008