Air Bagel

another word for fart. it just sounds funnier

AAHHHH DUDE!!!! that air bagel had some stank on it!

dude when i was taking a crap i made some air bagels

by [[TEACH]] August 15, 2008

Tool Bagel

One who is so toolish they deserve their own fail word.

Wow look at that guy get throwknifed, what a tool bagel!

by S3ANR4D July 27, 2010

bagelhorse

a horse that eats bagels.

guy1 "my horse love to eat bagels, yesterday he ate a dozen"
guy2 "what a bagelhorse"

by Adam Kinmond August 26, 2007

bagelar

one who will resort to unlawful methods to attain a freshly baked bagel.

Charmy: Someone will jump us if we carry all these bagels around with us.
Jessica: Yes....a bagelar.

by Chandangle August 25, 2008

everything bagel

A Jew who believes in the oneness of the world's religions.

David is an everything bagel: He was born a Jew but he also honors Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Zoroaster, Confucius, Krishna, Mahavira, and the like.

by Ae5Ea8 April 29, 2015

Bageltits

A freakin slamming girl who goes to UConn. She is spending a semester in Spain taking pictures of herself in her bageltits t-shirt in random places around Europe, including in front of the giant Beatles statues in Lisbon.

Hey, have you seen where the bageltits has been going?

Yeah! I just saw the picture of her in front of Big Ben in London!

by Absolutccycling February 18, 2010

Bagel King

A seagull found on the southern coast of Maine that is known to take bagels from dumpsters and the like.

Yo did you see that the bagel king got another bagel!

by pizzadue December 10, 2012