Authentic Tea Bag

The act of steeping one's balls in boiling water for over 5 minutes before dipping them in an unsuspecting friend's face.

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever successfully complete and authentic tea bag

by Chiprickets January 22, 2012

Arthy

Arthy is the description of something obvious, with the word arthy replacing any adjective that has an obvious meaning in the sentence

(Sunny Day) “The weather is so arthy today” - Will

by D-Dog Darren March 13, 2018

with authoritah

adv. with gusto, like it was my job. Comes from "with authority," but with authority spelled like Cartman says it in that episode of South Park where he is a deputy on a big wheel.

Shaq took the rock to the rack with authoritah.

by fizzle April 10, 2004

Aethyr

Celtic word used to describe, essentially, altered states of consciousness. Usually attained through naturally occuring psychotropic drugs.

Druids would often take psilocybin in ceremony and trip off into the Aethyr.

Similar to Sanskrit word "Loka".

"He's just taken a shitload of mushies - he'll be in the Aethyr for hours"

by la November 2, 2004

The Authority

"The Authority", also known as "Die Autorität", is a discord mock government monarchist (Former Fascist) server founded by "Wilhelm Keitel".

The flag of Die Autorität is a German Reich (Black-White-Red) flag with an eagle in the middle of the flag.

The Authority's largest family is the Keitel family, the family consists of usernames with the surname "Keitel", for example: Razor Keitel, Tapo Hans Keitel and Red Keitel.

Most of the family members often use the Gothic Font as their username font.

Some Person: What's up with them?
Erwin: Oh they are just The Authority, just a bunch of Bastards that follows Keitelism.
Jovian: I thought they became better after some things that happened, I don't know.

by Jovian123 January 13, 2021

Authorized

To grant the permission or power to.
To hold all the power, final word or say.

Only I am allowed on that track because I am authorized.

No one will go up that canyon without my authority.

by Authorized_s13 September 13, 2013

Authoritalitismlessness

The process of the speckles of blood forming in the frozen ass depths of my tired old eyes. To my surprise, it's just a disguise. Coming back down hurts for a sec, since the one second time slips so loosely when wet.

So, then I hit the bong with authoritalitismlessness.

by Amgitson December 18, 2010