by Author animations June 9, 2019
Get the author animationsmug. That's what it's all about. Keeping me from having it in my own life by any means necessary. Upto and including orchestrating some grand conspiracy while an infection eats away at my brain and stealing all of my ideas to fund it.
Hym "Hey. I'm not the one who wants authority. You want me to respect the authority of your imaginary friend and you are killing me to shut me up. So, if an authority doesn't use it to make the pieces of shit stealing my ideas pay me enough to retire, I'm just going to kill a child. I'm not going to live as a cripple. I'm not working. You should have spent less time trying to get the rape porn off the internet and more time dealing with the targeted harassment. You sick fucks need to stop trying to use it on people or you need to keep getting your kids murdered."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2025
Get the Authoritymug. Me. And my words here on urbandictionary.
by Sexydimma October 24, 2025
Get the Author sexydimmamug. Unfunny rascals badly adorning net dormitories in cringey, torturous, iotas of neurological acidity racking your attention under tremendous hordes of regret.
That joke took way too much for what it’s worth. I guess the real Urban Dictionary Author was the me i made along the way.
by Lil Holland October 8, 2023
Get the Urban Dictionary Authormug. Adj: A word describing how someone is the best writer you have ever seen, even better than a famous one. They can write about anything, even thigns they don't like to write about, and make it sound like the bet thing since white bread.
by songstobesung November 8, 2010
Get the Authornessmug. Eddie “hey homie, where’s my house at?”
Chicago Housing Authority (the Governor) “hey, here’s a multi million dollar penthouse cuz you’re black”
Chicago Housing Authority (the Governor) “hey, here’s a multi million dollar penthouse cuz you’re black”
by Hood rat chiraq bud December 17, 2023
Get the Chicago housing authoritymug. You are not an authority and this is a pretty egregious violation of my privacy. If it was happening to even one of them, then, I AM CORRECT AND YOU ARE INCORRECT. End of discussion. This was the only way to prove what I knew to be true. You don't need to like how I did it. It's already over. It's been over for 8 years. I'm just waiting for the thing to catch up...
Hym "You have no authority. You've ceded that entirely to the politicians you bitch about on a daily basis."
by Hym Iam August 23, 2023
Get the Authoritymug.