Ask Keionna out day 

Today is the day all you boys ask Keionna out

"Hey Keionna wanna go out?"
"I would always go out with you Darnelle"
Ask Keionna out day means today is the day you ask out Keionna

Ask Keionna out day by SoapySophie55 February 11, 2021

Ask-Hole 

Someone who asks for your advice, but never uses it; like an asshole, but instead "ask" hole.

Ask-Hole: Hey Merissa, do you think I should wear the mini skirt, the leggings, or the hoochie shorts?

Merissa: Definitely the hoochie shorts! They make you look PHAT.

Ask-Hole: Ehh I think I'll wear the mini skirt it accentuates my cooka.

Merissa: You're such an Ask-Hole!

Ask-Hole by Bholmes_xo June 7, 2014

Ask-less 

Not having the money desired by another.

"It was minuscule, the amount we wanted for doing Hamburger Harry's on-line promo," p.r. flack Mindee told her livid boss, "but the chain's point-guy said that they were simply ask-less for now."

"I'll crunch the numbers for you," Felix said in the two minutes he was given with the football giant. "You Venmo us 40 million and we will stamp your name and number on Apple pencils for distribution to every football news jock in the country."
"Numbskull," cautioned the legend smoothly, wondering which of his gatekeepers had let Felix through. "It's not that I'm ask-less, but go elsewhere to peddle your shlock. I'm Peyton Manning."

Ask-less by Hifalutin! February 9, 2022

Ask no questions hear no lies 

A term used by someone with the intent to lie.

Guy: Have you cheated?

Girl: ask no questions hear no lies

Guy: wtf, so you have?

Girl: (says nothing)

Girl: I'm not even sorry

Guy: **heart breaks** again

Ask no questions hear no lies by _The Secret_ March 25, 2020

Ask in 

To invite someone on the lesser-known form of date where instead of going somewhere outside of the home to socialize with your partner you simply invite them straight into your home. More than often is the intention mainly sexual.

Gus is trying to find a worthy girl tonight to ask in. He's really hoping to get laid.

Ask in by TheDemolingtion May 2, 2012

ask your mama 

Reply to a request that you have no intention of fulfilling.

Dude approaches me at the gas station. "Say man, can you spare a couple of bucks for some gas?"
I said, "You need some gas?"
"Yes"
"Well, ask your mama!", I replied.

ask your mama by Matrix639 January 3, 2014

Ask a punk 

Instead of an adress written on a flyer to the punk rock gig; it will say "ask a punk". Through this the spot wont get burned out, and only real punk rockers will be there; excluding all posers.

Poser: Where is the punk rock gig at, the flyer says to ask a punk. Guy: Well than go ask a punk.. Poser: But i dont know any punk rockers.. Guy: Well i guess your not going...

Ask a punk by Noworlaterr May 28, 2019