as big as my dick

a phrase used to describe the length of something

i just bought a new flat screen tv

oh really, how big

fifty inches. it almost as big as my dick

by tmnt handshake January 25, 2011

As dark as don

Something very, very dark.

A play on the word dawn and don cheadle, one of the darkest niggas on the planet.

This roadside lighting...It's as dark as don out here. I can't see shit.

Huh? Dark as dawn?

No, Don Cheadle.

Oh... yeah you're right.

by pitbear July 13, 2010

as a friend

usually it means that you dont wanna have anything goin on with that person sexually and just dont wanna hurt their feelings but it could also mean that you dont want anyone to know how you really feel about someone

"do you like randy"
"no way i wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole, but if he asks say i like him as a friend"

by Emmi June 20, 2004

as, rich!

iPhone 2.0 correction for "aw, fuck!" since profanity is no longer in the dictionary.

Ryan: "as, rich! stop censoring my tweets!"

by Cowbert von Moo August 21, 2008

as full as bill

A figure of speech used to express fullness, typically after a large meal of food. It is said that the saying originates from Bill Clinton, who is known to eat large, hearty meals.

A: Yo man, can't believe we ate all that food!
B: Yeah dawg, I'm as full as bill

by mashedpotatotoots August 6, 2016

as helpful as tits on a bull

as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help

as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me

by littlejimmie November 4, 2019

as bright as a button

1-intelligently alert and lively
2- smart
3- clever
4- smartly

i used to play tennis as bright as a button

by Fuad ALkhafajy September 27, 2020