Alaric

I very sexy boy, who is often, if not always, more amazing than anything or anyone.

"Oh my god~ It's Alaric"
"Oh em gee! Lyk he is so hot"

by Lyddy October 5, 2008

Arbara Cocktease

One who turns the cock of a man into steel and then denies a resulting feeling of pleasure.

"I'd totally suck your dick right now, but I forgot how."
"You're such a fucking Arbara Cocktease!"

by Tony Akio Williams October 29, 2007

Alarmcock

The act of awakening a female by means of striking her face with ones erect cock.

A male with morning wood, while standing with his hips next to a sleeping females head, pulls his hard-on as far as possible away from her face, takes good aim, and then releases a hammering Alarmcock. Repeat if necessary and notice the priceless look she gives.

by Thomas Burr January 17, 2008

Allard

Hot like a toaster.....

I just burnt my hand because it was allard! That girl is so allard.

by Gina and Leah January 31, 2008

Cum Alarm

Whilst your girlfriend is sleeping, you masterbate and just before cumming, you wake her up and cum in her face. Hence, waking her up with a 'Cum Alarm'

I woke up Kylie with the 'Cum Alarm;.

by Gergos September 26, 2011

Alarm Cock

1)Waking up someone ,usually sleeping next to you ,by inserting your penis (morning wood) into any part of their body including but not limited to, vagina, mouth or anus. 2) waking up your significant other by placing your hard cock(erect penis) on their back or a few light slaps to their face.

Your significant other says " I love waking up to your alarm cock so much better than the buzzer on my alarm clock "

by Morning Woody November 30, 2015

Alara

Alara is the most beautiful girl you´ve probably ever gonna see in your life. She is such a kind, caring and lovely Person and she has a lot of sarcasm . A girl who is extremely sweet and innocent, yet she kicks someone's ass when necessary.She can be really nice but when she gets mad she can be the biggest bitch.She loves her Friends but also can discern them from Fake Friends.She says what she think even when its mean. Alara loves FOOD and BOYS . She can also be savage af, from a 1 to 10 she is a 20 absolutely .

She is kind of weird and crazy but that's why people love Alara

Is the most amazing girl in the whole world. She has a sexy body with the cutest ass and has an extremely beautiful face. When you are with her u get butterflies in your stomach. She makes u feel like you are high as the clouds are and when you aren't with her its like you can't go on living.

The beauty that's radiance shines brighter than the light reflecting off her gorgeous green eyes, not to mention sexy as hell!

Incredibly funny and has the most funny laugh, when she laughs you are like lmfao.

Girl: Who is this Girl with the gorgeous green eyes ?

I just wrote the whole truth about a great person which is called Alara

Girl: Who is this girl with gorgeous green eyes?

Friend: Oh that’s Alara. You will like her everybody does

Girl: I wish I was her

by angrysushii January 27, 2022