Man Apparatus

Any device used as a whole to do something manly and productive such as a penis or a bong.

"I'm thinking you should touch my man apparatus."

by FloggingMutton June 13, 2009

Flying Asparagus

The most hilarious Tic on Planet Earth

Greg: "Flying Asparagus!"

Me: *folds over laughing*

by buiscuttins February 3, 2013

Deep impact man- jam apparatus

Male sexual reproductive organ

repeated insertion of the Deep impact man- jam apparatus may cause pregnancy and or enjoyment

by BigDaddy376 March 11, 2011

asparagus

to spare one of another's misfortune or mistake

josh: (rolling dice) i cant seem to roll a seven!
jenny: gimme it, i can do it!
(after a couple minutes....)
josh: ASPARAGUS, no one can roll a seven...

by ali fricken griswold December 3, 2006

Gnob Apparati

The Canadian west coast slang term used for referring to the methodology of utilizing the preferred system of weed smoking.

The gnob apparati is a necessary part of the beetee experience.

by Joehan... February 25, 2004

apparatchik

An apparently rodentlike woman.

The Senator from New York was an apparatchik when it came to campaign money, she could smell it, ferret it out, hoard it, consume it and spend it, leaving only droppings as evidence it ever was.

by megnao flimpis August 3, 2003

Redneck Apparatus

A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.

"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"

"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."

by ROMOS November 5, 2006